naturallywavy | ( PRISMATICA. ) IC INBOX

[ It's late in the evening when the message comes through, blinking that little "1 NEW MSG' notification on his device. Hmm. What could that be?

Well, it's a--
Oh.
That's... a downshirt titty shot. H u h.
While that mess is undoubtedly causing some confusion, it's almost immediately followed by a second text: ]

oops
that wasnt meant for you lol my bad

Edited 2019-12-09 05:30 (UTC)

_{[ guess who is ogling that titty shot an just
saving it to his photo album. ]}

what is this
a picture of a washboard

no you idiot its a pic of something called
"none of your goddamned business"

shut up and delete it

[ Ahhh, but he might want to take a closer look at that 'washboard'. Are those... scales? They're super fine and difficult to tell for sure, but something's definitely going on. ]

done and done
it looked kind of moldy anyway

is your washboard ok
should you get it looked at
see a laundrycologist or something?

you sure that isnt just crap on your screen
wouldnt put it past you to smear sugary shit on everything and just leave it there

my rack is fine its just the stupid moon thing going haywire again
making bank rn tho so its worth

so what do you do
turn into mold during your moon

man i can't believe some people are into that

_{[ Gintoki says as he pulls up the picture he just saved from his photo album and gives it another look over. ]}

beats the hell out of me it was different last month
kept the horns but the scales are new
and check out this shit

[ Ding! Another picture arrives. Fortunately it's not another spicy photo, but a screenshot of her Chroma account.
.....that's a pretty big number. ]

god fucking damn i love it here

_{[ why... why not a tiddy pic... ]}

hey is that supposed to make me mad or something???
i don't care about any of that

[ No tiddy for Gin, only insults. Such is his life. ]

you should care cheapskate shut the hell up i wasnt done
anyway
get this: the guy i was with had the same shit going on for his account too so it must come with the horns and crap package deal
soooooooo i could give you a massive chroma boost to buy a proper goddamn bed instead of snoozing on the floor like a homeless bum

[ That's it? No string attached? That's unusual for Panty, normally she'd milk it for everything she could-- ]

all you gotta do is ask real fucking nicely ;)

[ There it is. Nevermind. ]

i don't needa know about guys you do r18 stuff with
dragon parts and all

you're not getting any b*lls from me
sh*nron-san

why the hell are you being so persistent in helping me anyway
what sort of thing are you getting out of this
it's almost like you have a caring soul or something and it's freaking me out

anyway i like being a homeless bum in my own apartment
it reminds me of home

Edited (oh right japanese pronounciation ) 2019-12-10 03:06 (UTC)

ooooooh that sounds like jealousy to me

lol please i dont give two shits about you or your little man complex
just figured we could both get something out of this stupid moon bullshit and of all the hopeless dickwavers in my contact list you need the most handouts

and youre ok to look at i guess
if i ignore everything that comes out of your mouth

but if youre not interested its cool
ill just find someone else

it's not

that

it's just

_{[ you could say the cat's got his tongue... ]}

i'm in a hairy situation myself

what

you need an hour or two to powder your nose and manscape a bit?

[ o b l i v i o u s. ]

no damn it
why can't you understand

_{[ Gintoki switches his device to video, but only to where his head and eyes are visible. Crowned upon his head are a pair of pure white car ears with a short but shaggy texture of fur. ]}

See what I mean?

oh shit!!!!!!
lol

no wonder youre acting so catty
but its purrfect for you

[ PANTY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME. ]

SHUT UP!!

_{[ HE'S JUST MAD SHE BEAT HIM TO THE PUNS FIRST, LET'S BE REAL. ]}

I outta come right over there and knock your stupid, fungus-infested tiny tits off your damn body, woman! I refuse to be reduced to a 'nyan-nyan' character trope! I deserve better than this!!

wow no need to throw a hissy fit

real talk though
are you sure you deserve better
like
really sure

[ Uh oh. Here it comes. ]

would you say youre

pawsitive about that

I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!

temper temper
thats gonna be clawful for your public image

[ BRING IT NERD ]

_{[ Well. If she's going to be like that, fine. He will. She doesn't get a text response from him, but instead, a rapid knock on the door. He couldn't explain why he's doing this (seems to be a reoccurring theme) but maybe he just wants to bitch and complain in someone else's company.

Or maybe.. he's genuinely interested about making a quick buck again. Who knows.

Anyway, hopefully she answers. ]}

[ Surprisingly, Panty actually planned to spend the night solo rather than chasing dick or whatever collection spree she's decided to go after most recently. To say she looks a little surprised to see Gintoki standing there when she opens the door is an understatement.

Looking him over from head to toe, and... ]

...you better not have picked up fleas along with the ears.

[ RUDE, PANTY. ]

[Osomatsu may have come to Nevei Forest with Marie, but he's attending the Firialia Eve Ball alone. he's distancing himself from her and her group for a variety of reasons, and they all are sad.

he's so homesick, for the holidays. it wasn't like his family was particularly religious, or anything, but they did celebrate Christmas. sort of. with a gift exchange. with money they got from their parents. so it was just like their parents bought the gifts anyway.

Osomatsu has been trying to get a grip and ignore how sad he is. he's been watching the theatre troupe, while nursing a fancy cocktail. also, he's dressed up, but he doesn't look too happy. when someone smiles at him, he smiles back. but when he's alone, his expression is pretty sour.

he doesn't realizes he's walked over and standing near a familiar face at first, sighing and leaning against the wall. he doesn't drink often, so he might already be getting a little buzzed off his fruity drink]

_{[ Gintoki isn't one for big, fancy parties. It's really something having to do with his poor guy syndrome and how much he dislikes expensive things (probably cause he's jealous of their income.) Nevertheless, he's attending this one because he simply can, and he had traveled out of the city with Sadaharu and everyone else, but like always, he was rooming alone.

He had managed to get a hold of some nice attire himself (though he has pants on.. for now.)

Osomatsu has shifted towards the bar where Gintoki is at, not paying attention to his surroundings and already pretty drunk himself. He's been arguing with the bartender over who knows what and when he catches Osomatsu in the corner of his eye with a cocktail, he can't help but pipe up. ]}

Hey, heyyy, shut up. You're too young to be drinking, who the hell gave you that..!?

_{[ Maybe the drinking age is different here, but still. ]}

[shut up? but he didn't say anything! Osomatsu's head snaps towards the familiar voice. oh, it's the nosy old man that seems to know too much about him. is he drunk?]

I'm old enough!

[he sways, pointing at Gintoki accusingly]

I'm an adult!

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some time during sanguis idek but TEXT, YO.

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aaand since we're taking this the triple moon route...

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OH BOY HERE WE GO

12/24 action

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