naturallywavy | ( PRISMATICA. ) IC INBOX

done and done
it looked kind of moldy anyway

is your washboard ok
should you get it looked at
see a laundrycologist or something?

you sure that isnt just crap on your screen
wouldnt put it past you to smear sugary shit on everything and just leave it there

my rack is fine its just the stupid moon thing going haywire again
making bank rn tho so its worth

so what do you do
turn into mold during your moon

man i can't believe some people are into that

_{[ Gintoki says as he pulls up the picture he just saved from his photo album and gives it another look over. ]}

beats the hell out of me it was different last month
kept the horns but the scales are new
and check out this shit

[ Ding! Another picture arrives. Fortunately it's not another spicy photo, but a screenshot of her Chroma account.
.....that's a pretty big number. ]

god fucking damn i love it here

_{[ why... why not a tiddy pic... ]}

hey is that supposed to make me mad or something???
i don't care about any of that

[ No tiddy for Gin, only insults. Such is his life. ]

you should care cheapskate shut the hell up i wasnt done
anyway
get this: the guy i was with had the same shit going on for his account too so it must come with the horns and crap package deal
soooooooo i could give you a massive chroma boost to buy a proper goddamn bed instead of snoozing on the floor like a homeless bum

[ That's it? No string attached? That's unusual for Panty, normally she'd milk it for everything she could-- ]

all you gotta do is ask real fucking nicely ;)

[ There it is. Nevermind. ]

i don't needa know about guys you do r18 stuff with
dragon parts and all

you're not getting any b*lls from me
sh*nron-san

why the hell are you being so persistent in helping me anyway
what sort of thing are you getting out of this
it's almost like you have a caring soul or something and it's freaking me out

anyway i like being a homeless bum in my own apartment
it reminds me of home

Edited (oh right japanese pronounciation ) 2019-12-10 03:06 (UTC)

ooooooh that sounds like jealousy to me

lol please i dont give two shits about you or your little man complex
just figured we could both get something out of this stupid moon bullshit and of all the hopeless dickwavers in my contact list you need the most handouts

and youre ok to look at i guess
if i ignore everything that comes out of your mouth

but if youre not interested its cool
ill just find someone else

it's not

that

it's just

_{[ you could say the cat's got his tongue... ]}

i'm in a hairy situation myself

what

you need an hour or two to powder your nose and manscape a bit?

[ o b l i v i o u s. ]

no damn it
why can't you understand

_{[ Gintoki switches his device to video, but only to where his head and eyes are visible. Crowned upon his head are a pair of pure white car ears with a short but shaggy texture of fur. ]}

See what I mean?

oh shit!!!!!!
lol

no wonder youre acting so catty
but its purrfect for you

[ PANTY, NOW IS NOT THE TIME. ]

SHUT UP!!

_{[ HE'S JUST MAD SHE BEAT HIM TO THE PUNS FIRST, LET'S BE REAL. ]}

I outta come right over there and knock your stupid, fungus-infested tiny tits off your damn body, woman! I refuse to be reduced to a 'nyan-nyan' character trope! I deserve better than this!!

wow no need to throw a hissy fit

real talk though
are you sure you deserve better
like
really sure

[ Uh oh. Here it comes. ]

would you say youre

pawsitive about that

I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!

temper temper
thats gonna be clawful for your public image

[ BRING IT NERD ]

_{[ Well. If she's going to be like that, fine. He will. She doesn't get a text response from him, but instead, a rapid knock on the door. He couldn't explain why he's doing this (seems to be a reoccurring theme) but maybe he just wants to bitch and complain in someone else's company.

Or maybe.. he's genuinely interested about making a quick buck again. Who knows.

Anyway, hopefully she answers. ]}

[ Surprisingly, Panty actually planned to spend the night solo rather than chasing dick or whatever collection spree she's decided to go after most recently. To say she looks a little surprised to see Gintoki standing there when she opens the door is an understatement.

Looking him over from head to toe, and... ]

...you better not have picked up fleas along with the ears.

[ RUDE, PANTY. ]

_{[ Something about the way she talks seems.. sexy. It's weird. And she can probably see a visual reaction as his face wrinkles up and he tries to ignore the tingle at the base of his spine. The fuck? ]}

You better not have picked up fleas-- oh, please. I should be more concerned about you picking up any crabs since you first got here.

I don't get it. Why a cat? Hey, it's not fair. I hate the whole cat-ear fad. I wish it would just fall off a cliff and die. And hey, who says you get to be cool? What is with that?

_{[ Just sort of gesturing to, well, all of her. ]}

[ Panty's puzzled look slowly morphs into a knowing smile as she leans against the doorway, arms crossed over her chest. Looks like that Dragon confidence boost has helped to temper her wild streak at least a little - she's perfectly happy to fake obliviousness for as long as she possibly can.

Poor Gintoki. ]

Considering where your mouth has been, pretty sure we both know that's bullshit. But sure. Go off, I guess. [ YEAH HUH WHAT NOW. Calling your ass out, kiddo. ] You came all the way over here just to bitch at me about your hairball situation?

[ Wait for it... ]

You've gotta be kitten me. A text would've got the job done.

Yeah. I did.

_{[ HE'S JUST OWNING UP TO IT. ]}

There's nothing like bitching at a bitch if I wanted to be honest here. I was hoping for some like-minded agreement, but you seem pretty happy with your transformation.

_{[ Gintoki just gestures at all of her. ]}

Could have at least given you some plump tits.

_{[ Man. He's always fixating on her tits. It's almost like that's where his attention always goes regardless of her size or not. ]}

And end up lugging around extra saggy airbags I don't need? Nah. Hard pass.

[ She's eerily calm while Gintoki does his usual complaining routine, only occasionally rolling her eyes when appropriate.
Doesn't look like the usual insults are going to rile her up this time - Panty's too busy being ~absolutely flawless, bitch~ to give a rat's ass about something as trivial as bust size. Besides, it's like she always told Stocking... ]

Perky, fierce, and sensitive is so much better than nips the size of dinner plates, but fine. You have no idea what to do with anything that isn't smaller than a blimp. I get it.

[ Panty does, in fact, like the changes this time around. Considering it looks a lot like she's been coated from head to toe in bling (seriously girl that's like 110% too much gold... scales, nails, hair, horns, the whole shebang) it's no wonder her ego has skyrocketed.
SMUGNESS INTENSIFIES. ]

We both know that's not really why you're here though.

Don't act like this was all my doing. You're the one who lured me in here.

_{[ Yeah. She is calm and it is weird. Also, the way she just keeps talking it making the hair (and now, fur) over Gintoki's body slowly rise, little goosebumps peppering over his skin.

He's looking her over and he's doing a pretty good job not jumping her bones.
However.. was he.. salivating? That's something new. He rubs the back of his hand against his mouth as if it were nothing.

Then, with distaste: ]}

I hate gold.

_{[ Which is true. He's known as the silver samurai after all. ]}

"Lured", my ass. I'm still deciding if I want to deal with the headache of letting you in.

[ Panty smirks - slowly and purposefully letting her gaze sweep lower in a blatant ogling below the belt.
He hates gold? No wonder dude can't afford a proper bed! Silver's fine and all if you're okay with settling for second place. Perfect for people with a complete and utter lack of ambition.

Normally she'd respond with a barb of her own by now - Panty's tempted all right - but there's an even better idea percolating in that blonde head of hers.
Like crossing that little space left between them so she can hook her fingers in the belt around his waist, giving him a little tug with her back towards the open door of the apartment. ]

That's a shame... I could probably change your mind.

[ Is that a new cologne he's wearing? It's... nice. Strange in a way, since she can't quite place what scent it is, but it's pleasant enough to have her wanting to get cozy in short order. ]

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i found this in the depths of my inbox HELLO

WHY HELLO THERE :V

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