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SHUT UP!!

_{[ HE'S JUST MAD SHE BEAT HIM TO THE PUNS FIRST, LET'S BE REAL. ]}

I outta come right over there and knock your stupid, fungus-infested tiny tits off your damn body, woman! I refuse to be reduced to a 'nyan-nyan' character trope! I deserve better than this!!

wow no need to throw a hissy fit

real talk though
are you sure you deserve better
like
really sure

[ Uh oh. Here it comes. ]

would you say youre

pawsitive about that

I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!

temper temper
thats gonna be clawful for your public image

[ BRING IT NERD ]

_{[ Well. If she's going to be like that, fine. He will. She doesn't get a text response from him, but instead, a rapid knock on the door. He couldn't explain why he's doing this (seems to be a reoccurring theme) but maybe he just wants to bitch and complain in someone else's company.

Or maybe.. he's genuinely interested about making a quick buck again. Who knows.

Anyway, hopefully she answers. ]}

[ Surprisingly, Panty actually planned to spend the night solo rather than chasing dick or whatever collection spree she's decided to go after most recently. To say she looks a little surprised to see Gintoki standing there when she opens the door is an understatement.

Looking him over from head to toe, and... ]

...you better not have picked up fleas along with the ears.

[ RUDE, PANTY. ]

_{[ Something about the way she talks seems.. sexy. It's weird. And she can probably see a visual reaction as his face wrinkles up and he tries to ignore the tingle at the base of his spine. The fuck? ]}

You better not have picked up fleas-- oh, please. I should be more concerned about you picking up any crabs since you first got here.

I don't get it. Why a cat? Hey, it's not fair. I hate the whole cat-ear fad. I wish it would just fall off a cliff and die. And hey, who says you get to be cool? What is with that?

_{[ Just sort of gesturing to, well, all of her. ]}

[ Panty's puzzled look slowly morphs into a knowing smile as she leans against the doorway, arms crossed over her chest. Looks like that Dragon confidence boost has helped to temper her wild streak at least a little - she's perfectly happy to fake obliviousness for as long as she possibly can.

Poor Gintoki. ]

Considering where your mouth has been, pretty sure we both know that's bullshit. But sure. Go off, I guess. [ YEAH HUH WHAT NOW. Calling your ass out, kiddo. ] You came all the way over here just to bitch at me about your hairball situation?

[ Wait for it... ]

You've gotta be kitten me. A text would've got the job done.

Yeah. I did.

_{[ HE'S JUST OWNING UP TO IT. ]}

There's nothing like bitching at a bitch if I wanted to be honest here. I was hoping for some like-minded agreement, but you seem pretty happy with your transformation.

_{[ Gintoki just gestures at all of her. ]}

Could have at least given you some plump tits.

_{[ Man. He's always fixating on her tits. It's almost like that's where his attention always goes regardless of her size or not. ]}

And end up lugging around extra saggy airbags I don't need? Nah. Hard pass.

[ She's eerily calm while Gintoki does his usual complaining routine, only occasionally rolling her eyes when appropriate.
Doesn't look like the usual insults are going to rile her up this time - Panty's too busy being ~absolutely flawless, bitch~ to give a rat's ass about something as trivial as bust size. Besides, it's like she always told Stocking... ]

Perky, fierce, and sensitive is so much better than nips the size of dinner plates, but fine. You have no idea what to do with anything that isn't smaller than a blimp. I get it.

[ Panty does, in fact, like the changes this time around. Considering it looks a lot like she's been coated from head to toe in bling (seriously girl that's like 110% too much gold... scales, nails, hair, horns, the whole shebang) it's no wonder her ego has skyrocketed.
SMUGNESS INTENSIFIES. ]

We both know that's not really why you're here though.

Don't act like this was all my doing. You're the one who lured me in here.

_{[ Yeah. She is calm and it is weird. Also, the way she just keeps talking it making the hair (and now, fur) over Gintoki's body slowly rise, little goosebumps peppering over his skin.

He's looking her over and he's doing a pretty good job not jumping her bones.
However.. was he.. salivating? That's something new. He rubs the back of his hand against his mouth as if it were nothing.

Then, with distaste: ]}

I hate gold.

_{[ Which is true. He's known as the silver samurai after all. ]}

"Lured", my ass. I'm still deciding if I want to deal with the headache of letting you in.

[ Panty smirks - slowly and purposefully letting her gaze sweep lower in a blatant ogling below the belt.
He hates gold? No wonder dude can't afford a proper bed! Silver's fine and all if you're okay with settling for second place. Perfect for people with a complete and utter lack of ambition.

Normally she'd respond with a barb of her own by now - Panty's tempted all right - but there's an even better idea percolating in that blonde head of hers.
Like crossing that little space left between them so she can hook her fingers in the belt around his waist, giving him a little tug with her back towards the open door of the apartment. ]

That's a shame... I could probably change your mind.

[ Is that a new cologne he's wearing? It's... nice. Strange in a way, since she can't quite place what scent it is, but it's pleasant enough to have her wanting to get cozy in short order. ]

_{[ Look. One of his enemies was a version of him but in gold.. he's got insecurities.
The scent he gives off is the distinct smell of strawberries, but something else is a lot more alluring about it. The fur from the long, white tail that trails behind him starts to bristle as Panty tugs him further towards her and his hands just happen to settle on her hips. Look at that.

It's not very often that his face blushes, but he isn't used to being pursued in such.. an attractive way. Normally it was just his stalker back home who never did anything tasteful. Not at all. ]}

That shouldn't be anything for you to be too proud about, oi. I can be persuaded with certain things but.. you just have to tempt me enough.

_{[ Taking the bait. He's vulnerable thanks to the Cordis moon and wants to be enlightened. ]}

[ ~~sounds like someone needs to GIT GUD~~
Panty definitely sees that blush. However, she doesn't comment on it for once, only giving him a knowing look out of the corner of her eye as she draws him in closer, and closer, and closer still, leading them back through the doorway one step at a time. ]

Tempt you, huh. And how am I supposed to do that?

[ A rhetorical question, really, considering he looks plenty tempted already. Buuuuut since she's got this extra helping of unshakable confidence on top of her naturally occurring cockiness, Panty has no qualms about investigating the source of his interesting new 'cologne' while simultaneously letting him run his mouth as he likes.

Namely by leaning in just enough that she can leave a frustratingly light brush of her lips over the side of his neck. ]

I dunno. Just hearing you talk is.. kgh. That alone is pretty tempting. Can't help but wonder how else you sound when you're like this.

_{[ Like a lost puppy, he's lead back to.. where ever Panty wants to take him, really. ]}

You could start by just taking off all of your clothes. That should do the trick.

_{[ Putting his cards on the table. He's a little desperate thanks to his Cordis behavior. ]}

So high maintenance... you're bossy today.

[ She doesn't mind. Gintoki's given her a compliment after all, even if it's not really framed like one, so who is she to deny him?
Aside from pausing only briefly to push the door shut behind him, she continues leading him backwards past the living room, through the hall, and pushes her bedroom door open with her back and shoulders.

As he can see, she has a proper bed. ]

What, no touching? I mean, fine, whatever chaps your ass I guess.

_{[ It is a proper bed. Similar to one he used to have in this place. He's a very Japanese fellow, though. Sleeping on the floor was just very sentimental.
Once they're close to the bed, though, he will assert himself and shove her forward, attempting to climb on top of her once they've reached her mattress. His tail twitches and bristles behind him, triangular ears flattening against his skull. ]}

That's giving you way too much credit.

_{[ OH WOAH he's trying to undress her..!? Just like that? ]}

[ Panty doesn't have much say in the matter, between the unexpected shove and the mattress halting any backwards stability she may have had. Not that she's looking all that upset with Gintoki's unusual aggression of course - only grinning up at him and crossing her arms behind her head in a classic "lounging" posture, as if she hasn't just been yeeted onto the mattress. ]

Aw... it's so cute when you try and throw a hissy fit.

[ Oof. The puns. But if he's going to jump straight into helping her undress, she'll waste no time wrapping her legs around his waist and pulling his hips flush against her own. ]

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i found this in the depths of my inbox HELLO

WHY HELLO THERE :V

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