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[naturallywavy]

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[immature]

[great, now they just need some old 1950s music and they'll be set. after Gintoki starts dancing, Osomatsu takes his eyes off his own feet and watches the older man dance. huh. he's not bad, he has rhythm. it's a bit surprising]

Since when were you so interested in dance?

[he doesn't sound annoyed. just... curious]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ He's improvising now..! Just look at him, doing a little twirl. ]}

Aaaa, well. It's something I've always known a little bit about, but I think being a kitsune has something to so with it.

[immature]

[yeah, yeah. Gintoki's just better at everything. at least that's what Osomatsu believes]

Really...

[he thinks about that for a moment, stopping the dance]

You know, last month, my moonblessing form was different, too. Like, I was still Iris, I think? 'cause it happened on those days, but I didn't look like how I normally looked. I didn't have antlers, or wings. I looked more... fishy...

[naturallywavy]

Yeah? Did you have tentacles?

_{[ why is this a casual question Gintoki asks here now? ]}

[immature]

[he was getting to it!]

Sure did.

[naturallywavy]

Oiii, that isn't fair..! I want tentacles..!!
Why do all the virgins I talk to get tentacles..!? They don't deserve that kind of power..!

_{[ GIN-CHAN.. ]}

[immature]

I deserve it! I've been here for, like, almost a year!

[a beat]

Are you threatened, Gin-chan? Of my tentacle power?

[naturallywavy]

Absolutely not..!! I want to speak to the tentacle manager about this..!
Who do I file a complaint to, aaa!? D*c Ock? Squ*dward..!?

[immature]

[those were sure some references in there. Osomatsu laughs, feeling more relaxed]

Look, it's probably an Iris thing. And bein' an Iris sucks, so I wouldn't recommend it.

[naturallywavy]

I've heard stories. Sounds messy. No thanks.

_{[ And still. ]}

Tentacles shouldn't be an Iris thing! Irises should be the ones getting tentacle-d! Not reaping the spoils!

[immature]

[........]

I mean, I agree with you. Never really gave it that much thought, but after having some of my own, I thought, yeah, this would be okay.

[naturallywavy]

I'm glad tentacles are just a thing that happens casually around here.
I swear, I'm going to get some of my own..!

[immature]

[h o t ? stop it, Gin-chan]

Look, you're already a kitsune. You can't just pick and choose all the awesome monster parts you want. This isn't shopping for moonblessings.

[naturallywavy]

Says who..? Oi, I've earned this. I've gone through 704 chapters of a long running series, it's about time I let myself be indulgent..!

And by indulgent, I mean, showing a good tentacle time for everyone involved..! Someone's gotta make the doujinshi content canon around here..!

[immature]

[oh, he used his words! Osomatsu huffs a bit, then shakes his head]

Maybe you can get some implanted. This place probably has the technology to do shit like that.

[naturallywavy]

That's not a bad idea. Maybe I can commission someone.
Oi, next time you get tentacles, though, let me know.

_{[ BUT WHY. ]}

I just wanna see how they are.

[immature]

[oh]

Haha, I will. I guess it wasn't too bad, bein' a squid man.

[naturallywavy]

You learn anything cool.. being a squid man?

[immature]

[how does he say, I learned how to be more confident, flirted more, and now I like tentacles]

...Yeah. A little bit.

[naturallywavy]

Wanna share?

_{[ Enlighten him, Virginmatsu. ]}

[immature]

[wow]

...I guess I just seemed happier? I dunno why! It was, like, kind of freeing? To be so open and honest.

[and this is how Osomatsu becomes the idiot that doesn't know when to shut his mouth of the future]

[naturallywavy]

Maybe you should always be a squid man, then. I mean, if you discovered something that made you happy, isn't it important you pursue something like that?

I think so.

[immature]

Always be squid-man...

[he looks at his hand]

You know, sometimes you're really smart. But only sometimes.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ There's an upturn of his lips. A smile. ]}

Guess that's part of my charm.

[immature]

[he half-smirks himself, a soft one]

Thanks for the talk. And the dance. I'll catch you later, old man.