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_{[ Sadaharu has they effect on people. He recognizes Sougo's scent, and thus, his tail starts wagging. Even Sadaharu likes shitty people, but maybe it's the fact that Sougo still smells like Edo to him.

Anyway. Give him pets. ]}

Aa. Well. He just ended up like this when he got here. I don't know what to do about it, but he's an inugami. Sometimes they just do weird stuff. You know, like change sizes. At least his craps are smaller and manageable.

_{[ An awkward pause. ]}

Everything alright?

[Well, while he's not a villain to animals, it's not like Sougo is a softie for them. You should be able to remember that firsthand, Gintoki. And right now, he's still teasing Sadaharu after all, waving the manga page back and forth before Sadaharu can get it. But Sadaharu is....actually pretty cute. Being affectionate around animals isn't too bad, at least.]

I guess he can't bite your head like this, huh. [Sougo sounds disappointed.] I wonder what China's gonna think of you stealing her dog.

Anyways, nothing's wrong. Do you want your gorilla girl back?

[Huh. Just uttering the words "gorilla girl" reminds him that he misses Kondou-san.]

He was always my dog. _{[ Not something he'd ever tell Kagura. ]}

Kagura-chan never really took care of him.

_{[ Ah. The fond memories of scolding Kagura for not talking him or picking up his poop. He misses his kiddos. Sougo might notice a soft sigh escape his lips.

Looks like they're both missing their found families in a way. Gintoki cocks his head to a shoulder. ]}

If I say yes, will I actually get her back or do I have to work for it?

_{[ He knows your Ways. ]}

That's not what she'd say. [You know that.] But who cares about what she'd say anyways.

[And yes, Sougo does notice. Is Boss feeling a little nostalgic? Sougo won't comment on it though. There's always that unspoken misunderstanding that happens between them sometimes. At least Sougo's only been here for just a little bit; if he was here for months on end he would seriously be worried about whatever would happen to Kondou-san.]

Hmm.

[He idly scratches his head--well, the part of it that isn't taken over by antlers. Then, he stands back up again and walks straight pass Gintoki and Sadaharu into their apartment. Time to raid the fridge. Anything good? Cheap-ass instant miso straight for days is tiring.]

_{[ Why does he think he can just walk in whenever he wants to. WHY. ]}

I know you think you cops can just walk into people's houses all the time but you really ought to not.

_{[ Gintoki doesn't do anything to top him, though, and shuts the door, even. ]}

[It's Okita Sougo's world. You're all just living in it.

This cop is quick. By the time Gintoki shuts the door, Sougo turns around, already eating a bite of a fruit sandwich.]

What's that?

[Meaning: does it matter? He also grabs a strawberry pudding cup from Gintoki's refrigerator and closes it.]

You got any spoons?

[As rude as he is, you're just hanging out, being guys, right?]

You're not even authority here, so what gives you the right?

...

Yeah, over there. Second drawer on the right.

_{[ ??? ]}

We're neighbors. This is what neighbors do.

[Come on, Gintoki, let him hang out with you! Sougo folds up the JUMP page and places it in his back pocket before grabbing the spoon. Then he'll go back to sit on your couch carrying the sandwich and pudding cup. After a few moments, he digs into strawberry pudding. What is small talk? He could at least try...]

Hey, so do you have a leash to walk the dog with?

[Nah, he'll keeping trying to get what he wants.]

No, I don't.

_{[ Gintoki wonders if he should tell Sougo he could call the cops on him since Sougo isn't a cop here (he doesn't think.) ]}

But I have a spare one I use for girls.

_{[ Oh, you guys. ]}

[The sadist combo strikes again. If Prismatica was filmed before a live studio audience, there would be canned laughter right about now.

But Gintoki's answer was not the expected one, but it was the one Sougo wanted nonetheless. Bingo. You and him are the same, Boss, and he knows it.]

I'll trade you for Ch*toge-chan.

That's fine.

_{[ He's not possessive of it? He actually walks away to go get it and returns with a prestine looking leash and hands it over. Wow. ]}

Can't believe you found a minion already, especially looking like that.

_{[ Seriously. He's not sure what is weirder, animal Tsukki or animal Sougo. He really doesn't want to know what Hijikata is gonna be like. ]}

Does your asshole leak yet?
_{[ He knows it's Iris time, after all, and that is one of their traits he's learned. ]}

You need Depends or anything?

[Awesome! Wow, Boss, you really are pretty cool.]

Not yet. I need it just in case.

[As Gintoki comes back, Sougo puts down his food and walks up to look at the leash. The fact that Gintoki is giving it to him just for the ripped page means it's basically a gift. He's overwhelmed by some sort of feeling. It's gross. Now he can't hold himself back. Feeling controlled like a marionette, he opens his arms and almost goes to hug Gintoki, when--]

[Never mind. Mood's gone.

CAN EVERYONE STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS ASSHOLE?!

Sougo quickly draws his arms back. He'll take the leash like he meant to do before, thank you very much.]

See ya, Boss.

[That question is not worthy of an answer. He turns towards the door to leave, not even bothering to give the page back.]

_{[ Oh, blessed revenge. Gintoki's grin turns into a smirk. ]}

Ahaha, what's that? Going so suddenly? Did you have an accident? Gotta go get more underwear?

_{[ Keep the page, man. This just means they have later excuses to try and catch up with each other again. ]}

Shame the taxpayers here aren't contributing to some nice, cushy Fruit of the Loom for you.

[Gintoki's waiting had paid off. Ugh, the few times Sougo hasn't been clingy on Iris was when people piss him off like this!]

My sphincter muscles aren't as weak as Kondou-san.

[Excuse you.

He's about to leave when hold on...he'll go back to your living room table where he left his food. The strawberry pudding was there where he left it, so Sougo takes what's left and dumps it all over Gintoki's floor.]

Whoops. Guess I just had an accident.

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