( he doesn't pay any mind to the sex stuff — if he can even see it from where he's standing — too distracted by the sound of the other man's voice to think about much of anything else. it's more than just a little bit endearing, he'll admit only to himself ( unless it's for the sake of flustering him, which it could be, give it time ), watching him act all … parental, to put it simply, and if he's perfectly honest something tugs at the very center of his chest. spreads a warmth through him he's only ever felt when it comes to taking care of megumi.
he feigns innocence ( something he's very, very good at, even if no one believes his bullshit ), waving a dismissive hand. ) Didn't wanna interrupt. Seemed like you were really getting into it. ( he isn't lying, naturally, but he is being a bit of a shithead about it.
wouldn't be him if he wasn't, and you know it. ) You have a really nice voice.
[ He could go on about how Tomokazu Sugita is his voice actor or something wild like that, but he doesn’t want to break the 4th wall too badly. He doesn’t really handle compliments well, even if Gintoki would argue he thinks he’s pretty “cool,” someone stating that he has a nice voice is a different kind of compliment.
He turns on the bed to regard the other man, leaning forward with his elbows on his knees, half lidded eyes looking upwards at Gojo. A hand rubs the back of his neck as he tears his gaze away, nose wrinkling. ]
It’s fine. I know I’m not the only person doing this to the eggs that they find.
( yeah please don't … break the fourth wall too badly … it would have been enough to know that he's only a side character in his own story ( never gonna be over that thought of yours, sir, no way ) and it stands to reason that even with the things he has to deal with on a daily basis, that kind of fourth wall breaking might just break him.
( he thinks you're pretty cool, though, gin-san. he could potentially be coerced into saying that out loud solely for your benefit, but we wouldn't want to fluster you too badly just yet, now would we? so you'll just have to carry on with thinking you're cool for yourself. you'll get your validation later. )
the nose wrinkling is adorable, too, by the way. but he'll keep that to himself for now.
at the question when it comes, though: ) Ah … not much, I must admit. I'm a horrible egg parent. ( he's being funny, but there is a bit of a twinge of guilt that he hasn't yet put in his fair share of the work for the day.
he steps into the room and plops down on the bed next to the other man, gently nudging a shoulder with his own. ) What can I do?
[ He can only watch Gojo with his typical, annoyed expression, crimson eyes following his movement when he shifts to the bed and gives him a nudge. It seems all concern about allowing the egg to hear his tantrum or arguing goes out the window. Gintoki unhinges his jaw and barks at Gojo: ]
Oi! I’m doing all of the work here! What is it you’re doing? Huh? Is it going out and drinking? Or are you spending time with another egg parent?! Huh?
[ why is he treating this like Gojo is a neglectful husband..
His arms fold over his chest and his volume lowers. ]
I don’t know. I specifically picked you out to help because I thought you’d be helpful.
[ oh… hm.. Gin knows and has an idea of what they could do, though, especially since he’s heard of other egg parents doing it. You know, nestling the egg together and letting it absorb the positive energy from both of them in a relaxed state. He’s kind of nervous to bring that up so suddenly, though.
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he feigns innocence ( something he's very, very good at, even if no one believes his bullshit ), waving a dismissive hand. ) Didn't wanna interrupt. Seemed like you were really getting into it. ( he isn't lying, naturally, but he is being a bit of a shithead about it.
wouldn't be him if he wasn't, and you know it. ) You have a really nice voice.
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He turns on the bed to regard the other man, leaning forward with his elbows on his knees, half lidded eyes looking upwards at Gojo. A hand rubs the back of his neck as he tears his gaze away, nose wrinkling. ]
It’s fine. I know I’m not the only person doing this to the eggs that they find.
[ … ]
What have you done for it today?
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( he thinks you're pretty cool, though, gin-san. he could potentially be coerced into saying that out loud solely for your benefit, but we wouldn't want to fluster you too badly just yet, now would we? so you'll just have to carry on with thinking you're cool for yourself. you'll get your validation later. )
the nose wrinkling is adorable, too, by the way. but he'll keep that to himself for now.
at the question when it comes, though: ) Ah … not much, I must admit. I'm a horrible egg parent. ( he's being funny, but there is a bit of a twinge of guilt that he hasn't yet put in his fair share of the work for the day.
he steps into the room and plops down on the bed next to the other man, gently nudging a shoulder with his own. ) What can I do?
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Oi! I’m doing all of the work here! What is it you’re doing? Huh? Is it going out and drinking? Or are you spending time with another egg parent?! Huh?
[ why is he treating this like Gojo is a neglectful husband..
His arms fold over his chest and his volume lowers. ]
I don’t know. I specifically picked you out to help because I thought you’d be helpful.
[ oh… hm..
Gin knows and has an idea of what they could do, though, especially since he’s heard of other egg parents doing it. You know, nestling the egg together and letting it absorb the positive energy from both of them in a relaxed state. He’s kind of nervous to bring that up so suddenly, though.
For some reason. ]