《坂田 銀時》Sakata Gintoki (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
naturallywavy) wrote2015-11-27 12:22 am
naturallywavy) wrote2015-11-27 12:22 am
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[ OOC ] ✖ CANON INSULTING
Gintoki insults people— a lot. Generally, they're pretty weird insults, so here is a list of them that I'll hopefully be able to use in roleplay or use for inspiration to get his voicing right. Enjoy them?
FROM THE ANIME:
1. What, do you eat glue with your meals or something?
2. You're like one of those vegetables that stick to the lid of a cup of chow mein.
3. You guys think you're human beings? Maybe you were a long time ago.
4. His brain is like a cheap console! Bump it and it freezes.
5. Go to the hospital and get a new brain.
6. He said he'd rather suck momma's flat chest than suck on your hairy old teats.
7. Is that a button? That thing above your eyebrows. if I push it, will it make you disappear?
8. Your face is sexual harassment.
9. Just don't ever stand in the same scene as me again!
10. You probably won't have a decent life anyway, so let me live.
11. Your brain is constantly "off." The adapter was pulled from its socket years ago.
12. The only experience you have in love is paid sex.
13. Go make up and drink a liter of soy sauce. And die, you morons.
14. Now we have somebody whose very existence could be considered a virus!
15. Since you were born, you've had crows pecking at your brain until it was passport sized.
FROM THE MANGA:
1. She's just the putty that God couldn't figure out how to use.
2. Gyaa, gyaa, gyaa, gyaa. Jeez, shut up. It is mating season already?
3. Nobody could drink while looking at that gloomy face that looks like a soggy ballsack in the rainy season.
FROM THE ANIME:
1. What, do you eat glue with your meals or something?
2. You're like one of those vegetables that stick to the lid of a cup of chow mein.
3. You guys think you're human beings? Maybe you were a long time ago.
4. His brain is like a cheap console! Bump it and it freezes.
5. Go to the hospital and get a new brain.
6. He said he'd rather suck momma's flat chest than suck on your hairy old teats.
7. Is that a button? That thing above your eyebrows. if I push it, will it make you disappear?
8. Your face is sexual harassment.
9. Just don't ever stand in the same scene as me again!
10. You probably won't have a decent life anyway, so let me live.
11. Your brain is constantly "off." The adapter was pulled from its socket years ago.
12. The only experience you have in love is paid sex.
13. Go make up and drink a liter of soy sauce. And die, you morons.
14. Now we have somebody whose very existence could be considered a virus!
15. Since you were born, you've had crows pecking at your brain until it was passport sized.
FROM THE MANGA:
1. She's just the putty that God couldn't figure out how to use.
2. Gyaa, gyaa, gyaa, gyaa. Jeez, shut up. It is mating season already?
3. Nobody could drink while looking at that gloomy face that looks like a soggy ballsack in the rainy season.