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[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ he's done crazier things..
and he doesn't know what to expect or what Masamune's deal is, so alright..
either it is going to be a cute girl or somebody ugly and he'll make sure to troll the date if that's the case.

not like Masamune needs to know that.
Anyway, he picks at his nose. Charming. ]</sub>

I charge 10,000 yen an hour to be a host.
I'll keep it on a tab. We'll convert it later.
You owe me.

_{[ was he being serious, or ... ]}

[wardance]

Deal.

[ is HE being serious... ]

You think you can kinda dress like me a little bit, too? I don't want any auto-text threats when I'm making this decision with the best of intentions.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ well then.. sign Gintoki up. ]}
Do I have to cut out one of my eyes too or is that optional?

[wardance]

Optional. I'm not paying your recovery bills. You're saving me, remember? I'm the damsel in distress, not you.

[naturallywavy]

You don't like your date..? She's that bad?
_{[ I mean.. they agreed her appearance is out of their league but why is Masamune avoiding a date then?
She must have a bad personality. ]}

[wardance]

It's more like... I don't trust my date to behave herself around me.

1.2

[naturallywavy]

_{[ sounds like... his type of woman... actu..ally..
hm.. ]}

2.2

[naturallywavy]

What if we ****?
Can we ****?

[wardance]

[ wow. wwwwwwwwwwww_&4&.! ]

Are you seriously asking my permission? What a bro you are.

...By all means, really screw her into the ground. She'll love it. [ ♥]

Just be careful it doesn't backfire on you.

1.2

[naturallywavy]

_{[ just this face for a moment....... ]}

2.2

[naturallywavy]

She's got herpes, doesn't she?
I'll pass.

[wardance]

That's not the type of backfiring I meant. [ he's sincerely laughing, though, because he honestly didn't expect that to be the comeback decision and reason, of all things. ]

Anyway, she claimed she was going to avoid that stuff for the night. It really should go fine. You might not even have to hang around. Hell, you might not even have to go. Her making this effort is a little far fetched to me, for starters, but... I've been pegged for being wrong before in regard to her. [ what a miserable experience that was. ]

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ an exasperated sigh passes his lips. Even though Gintoki feels as if something about this isn't right, he's willing to sacrifice (such a powerful word, but who in their right mind would reject a date from somebody "out of their league?") himself for somebody else.

In short: he knows by now he's getting tricked, basically, but is too nice to call Masamune out on it. ]</sub>

When is this date?

[wardance]

[ its not that he thinks he's getting the away wth it, necessarily. There's a reason he's willing to pay AND... did come asking for help. It's just Gintoki never clarified and it was easier to just go along it.

Everything he's said is true. Granted, some parts may need viewing to be done at a slight angle to see it in the 'truth' context (and maybe you need to squint at a couple parts, too).

Except for the 'she' technicality.

Regardless, he's pretty confident Gintoki would not leave him to get preyed upon no matter which way they went about this. ]

No idea. With luck, never. But, I'll still pay you if it doesn't just for being willing.

[naturallywavy]

<sub>[ Wow. Wow. This really must be something complicated. Honestly, Gintoki would prefer to not get mixed up in it, but.. he can see that Masamune is pretty desperate. He doesn't know exactly what is going on, and for whatever reason, he doesn't feel the need to pry. Gintoki is a distant individual and prefers to not bond close with people in most cases. Those that do have really made an achievement, and he wasn't ready to open himself up to.. well.. really anyone here at ALASTAIR.

It's quiet for a moment— Gintoki is stroking his chin, obviously giving this some thought. ]</sub>

Ah, seriously.
I don't know how you find yourself in this situation.
There's a girl back home that doesn't leave me alone. Do you know what I do in a situation like this?

[naturallywavy]

I punch her.
_{[ he seriously does. ]}
Is this too hard for you to do, Masamune-kun?

[wardance]

Okay, but what if she likes it?

[naturallywavy]

_{[ ... ]}

She does.
That's the annoying part.

But I don't hire a buddy to bail me out. I take care of it myself. It isn't that I have a problem doing this for you _{[ ok it would be a problem if payment wasn't involved ]} but there are times your friends aren't going to be there for you.

There are times nobody will be there for you.
_{[ and those are the hardest times, but he doesn't say that. ]}

[wardance]

I know that. I've been there before. ...I've also been many more times where I didn't accept help when it's needed.

[ he's not defensive as he speaks, surprisingly, his tone somber. ]

Should we never do anything but be alone, then? Should we refuse seeking out those who see the world past themselves because they may not always be there? Is it cowardly accept help? To ask for help to begin with?

Or is it trying to do everything on our own that leaves us feeling unhappy and weak?

...I'm a warlord declaring I want to be a conquerer and unite the land of the Rising Sun. It's true that you can't always expect people to be there for you. Actually, I think a lot of people in this team of ours are some of the worst. Still, how can I wear a straight face and speak about a land united and everyone at peace with each other if I can't engage in relying on others? It's the only way that can happen-- relying on others to do their part.

My power isn't in being able to do things by myself. It's surrounding myself with people I know capable of sharing a burden with and with cooperating without further greed than is acceptable without being selfless.

[ this probably isn't much about the date pawning, anymore. ]

[wardance]

—Therefore, mashou no onna, you're not bailing me. I never said I was high-tailing.

You're assisting me with a challenge.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Gintoki squints at that word, but really. Where is the lie. So he can't argue that much. ]}

Don't be stupid. I know that's hard for you.
I'm bailing your rich ass out and you know it.

[wardance]

—Only because my rich ass is why you can afford to hang out and flick boogers leisurely at passersby.

1.2

[naturallywavy]

_{[ opens his mouth.
closes it. ]}

[naturallywavy]

_{[ then, a very slight smile. ]}
Masamune-san, even if you lived in a cardboard box, I'd still share a drink with you.

Don't ever forget that.
_{[ ACTUAL TRUE FEELINGS REVEALED??? ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! ]}

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[wardance]

[ is he fucking with him.

wait, he used a respect title,Gintoki might be saying this for real.

Masamune looks caught off guard and his face flushes before he just ...ducks away from the jewelry to get out of its view. Or, at least so his embarrassment isn't obvious. This is not being cool tsuntsuntsun he needs to get a grip, it's something no one's going to understand what the big deal is so he shouldn't be so invested in it himself. It's me of the super rarity Achievements.-- ]