_{[ Something about the way she talks seems.. sexy. It's weird. And she can probably see a visual reaction as his face wrinkles up and he tries to ignore the tingle at the base of his spine. The fuck? ]}

You better not have picked up fleas-- oh, please. I should be more concerned about you picking up any crabs since you first got here.

I don't get it. Why a cat? Hey, it's not fair. I hate the whole cat-ear fad. I wish it would just fall off a cliff and die. And hey, who says you get to be cool? What is with that?

_{[ Just sort of gesturing to, well, all of her. ]}