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[naturallywavy]

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[naturallywavy]

_{[ Something about the way she talks seems.. sexy. It's weird. And she can probably see a visual reaction as his face wrinkles up and he tries to ignore the tingle at the base of his spine. The fuck? ]}

You better not have picked up fleas-- oh, please. I should be more concerned about you picking up any crabs since you first got here.

I don't get it. Why a cat? Hey, it's not fair. I hate the whole cat-ear fad. I wish it would just fall off a cliff and die. And hey, who says you get to be cool? What is with that?

_{[ Just sort of gesturing to, well, all of her. ]}

[naturallywavy]

Just 'cause your b*lls dropped doesn't mean you're an adult, dammit! Besides, what shit have you got to be drinking over, ehhhh? Seriously, do you even know what you're drinking?

_{[ However, his voice drops considerably after that and he slaps the seat next to him. ]}

Guess whatever it is can't be helped. Sit down.

[immature]

[don’t ask him a whole bunch of questions then dismiss them! Osomatsu wanders over, growling, but he sits anyway. he’s lonely]

You smell like a bar.

[angelshot]

[ Panty's puzzled look slowly morphs into a knowing smile as she leans against the doorway, arms crossed over her chest. Looks like that Dragon confidence boost has helped to temper her wild streak at least a little - she's perfectly happy to fake obliviousness for as long as she possibly can.

Poor Gintoki. ]

Considering where your mouth has been, pretty sure we both know that's bullshit. But sure. Go off, I guess. [ YEAH HUH WHAT NOW. Calling your ass out, kiddo. ] You came all the way over here just to bitch at me about your hairball situation?

[ Wait for it... ]

You've gotta be kitten me. A text would've got the job done.

[naturallywavy]

Yeah? And what of it? You don't smell great either. Like.. Showa era animation and lame jokes.

_{[ Even though he has scolded Osomatsu for drinking he.. slides him another drink??? ???? ]}

Really. It can't be that bad. Get a hold of yourself.

_{[ As he chugs a drink of his own?? The hell? ]}

[immature]

[he knows he smells kind of old... a faint musty smell that is almost like when you go to your grandparents' house. he doesn't stink, but Gintoki knows what he's talking about.

for a moment, Osomatsu eyes the drink, then works on finishing the one he's holding before setting down the glass and reaching for the next]

It can't be that bad? What would you know? You just got here.

delivery; backdated to 24th

[nipzips]

[ Delivered to his door are two wrapped boxes of giant pocky, one strawberry-flavoured and one chocolate-flavoured. There's also a note. ]

To Satan Claus,

Let me know if you're stuck in any chimneys. I'll come pull ya out. And make sure you share some with the elves!

Merry Christmas, Mr. Gin.

- ❤J☮suke❤

[naturallywavy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... whatever bullshit you're going through, it can't be that bad. Don't fall apart, Mako-kunnnn.

_{[ who is Mako-kun. ]}

What could you be going through that led you to drink, ah?

_{[ Osomatsu is right. Gintoki hasn't been here for long, but there's people back home he needs to protect. ]}

Lemmeeeeee guess. You miss your family.
_{[ That's you, Gin. ]}

[immature]

[of course he misses his family! but that isn't what finally broke him. he looks down into the drink, swirling it]

...Marie invited a bunch'a people to her villa. W-which is fine, you know, 'cause she invited me, too!

But... Maybe she shouldn't've bothered...

[naturallywavy]

Yeah. I did.

_{[ HE'S JUST OWNING UP TO IT. ]}

There's nothing like bitching at a bitch if I wanted to be honest here. I was hoping for some like-minded agreement, but you seem pretty happy with your transformation.

_{[ Gintoki just gestures at all of her. ]}

Could have at least given you some plump tits.

_{[ Man. He's always fixating on her tits. It's almost like that's where his attention always goes regardless of her size or not. ]}

reaction

[naturallywavy]

_{[ JOOOOSSSUKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! HE'S NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!!!! ]}

[naturallywavy]

Oh, Jesus. This. Yeah, alright.

_{[ Gintoki turns more properly in his seat to face his company, half lidded eyes looking at Osomatsu. ]}

Did you lay it on thick? Or did you not even speak to her?

[immature]

[eh? what the hell is he talking about? Osomatsu leans back, almost falling off the seat]

I-I didn't touch her, old man! What do you think I am?

[a kid who flips girls' skirts, is what you are]

[naturallywavy]

A teenager who has never had sex.
That's what they do.

1/3

[immature]

[he squints]

2/3

[immature]

[he opens his mouth to speak.

but then closes it.

and then gulps down the rest of the alcohol]

3/3

[immature]

...Okay, I can't argue with that.

But that's not what h-happened.

[hic]

[naturallywavy]

Right, right. Okay. So..

_{[ Gintoki seems genuinely interested to know. He's a little more expressive when he's drunk and maybe the way he moves closer indicates some interest. ]}

What happened, then?

[immature]

[Osomatsu seems to settle a bit, looking less irritable, but still pretty pathetic]

..Marie has... so many friends, yanno? A-and these guys an' girls... she's really close to them.

D-don't misunderstand! She's been nothing but kind to me, and I don't even know why. At the same time, she feels... untouchable. Like, I don't know. I don't want her to forget about me, even though it'd probably be better for her if she did.

[now he's just mumbling]

She's always surrounded by people who love her... It's kind of intimidating.

[naturallywavy]

Why's that? You're hard to forget. I mean, Japan made a whole reboot when your original manga was in 1962. Dude, that's decades, and it's still a hit.

If you're that worried about it, do something, uhh, you know.. do something.. great and memorable for her that she couldn't forget. If you're out of ideas.. just.. read some JUMP.. see what those heroes do.

[immature]

[it's amazing that that is what Gintoki took away from Osomatsu's garbled mess. it's amazing he could make any sense of the slurred speech coming out of the teen's mouth.

he sways in his seat a bit]

Heroes... JUMP heroes... they always get the girls, right?

[naturallywavy]

Of coooourseee they do! Unless your manga-ka is Sorachi-sensei. All you get is teased, that bastaaaard!

_{[ He sounds salty about this, but his lips are curved upwards in a mischievous grin. ]}

Aaaa, whatever, whatever. Gin-chan doesn't need a close tie with stuff like that. I'm too cool for the last ten chapter rush where the writer has to pair up everyone up real quick. It's fine.

But, I dunno, man. If JUMP doesn't work, read some Ouran Highschool or something and see if you can get ideas of what to do and what not to do from that.

[immature]

[this isn't going to solve Osomatsu's problems at all... but he's drunk, and kind of wacky, so he's not going to argue]

The only thing I remember from Ouran Highschool is that blond guy talked about using his pinkie to cushion his teacup before setting it down on the table.

Is that something girls pay attention to?

[naturallywavy]

Marie-san might.

_{[ A RAISE OF BROWS kind of like he's onto something here. ]}

Isn't she fancy or something?

[immature]

[oh.

it's like Gintoki has enlightened him]

Y-You're right! She is fancy! She totally drinks tea with her pinkie up!