[wow osomatsu is not desperate or thirsty what are you talking about]

huh? Oh, uh... [feels around his pockets] Maybe I gotta peppermint in here somewhere...

[the cookie looks cute, it's a fancy snowman cookie. too bad it's about to be devoured]

...Wait a minute! I'll have you know that I don't just give that shit away. It costs my company money! I'm also a very selfish person!