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GINTOKI SAKATA
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[unoradinary]

Oi, Gin-san.

I need your help figurin' somethin' out.

[ AUDIO ]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Now this is something. Gintoki has never gotten a call before. It takes him awhile to figure out how to answer it. Maybe she really needed help with something? Sure, he's game. ]}

I hope you didn't do something stupid.
_{[ he has no room to talk whatsoever. ]}

[unoradinary]

No, nothin' like that...I guess I've just been thinking lately.

And I'm having some trouble with some of my thoughts...sometimes a second opinion can help a lot, you know? I mean, if you don't mind me coming to you about stuff like this.

[Sure sounds heavy.]

[naturallywavy]

_{[ What could possibly be this girl's problem? Gintoki doesn't know; and he has no idea why she has decided to pick him, of all people, for help.
Even if this was on video, he'd still be lying there on his back, picking at his nose with his ankle propped up on his knee as he talks like he is doing now. ]}

You don't deserve a man who can't appreciate your shounen qualities. Throw him in a ditch and get over'em.

_{[ Gin, it isn't that kind of advice. ]}

[unoradinary]

Wh-[She actually just...laughs. Wasn't expecting that.]

I think you got the wrong idea. This isn't about some boy or girl.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ boy or girl, eh. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]}

I don't know anything about changing a wheel on a vehicle so you might as well stop right there if it has to do with that.
_{[ Go on, he's listening. ]}

And if it has to do with spiders, forget it.

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[unoradinary]

[IT'S CANON SHE SAID SHE'D DATE EITHER.

anyway-]

Nah...Iiiiiiii don't think you're gonna get it, so I may as well come out and say it.

[unoradinary]

Gin-san...

...if you hit yourself and it hurts, are you too strong or too weak?!

1.2

[naturallywavy]

2.2

[naturallywavy]

_{[ hangs up — click!!!
want to try again? ]}

[unoradinary]

[Yes.]

Gin-san.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ grumbling this time: ]}
Oi, oii. It's early. Too early for this. Go outside and fly a kite.
_{[ technically it's about 2 PM Chantes time but you know. ]}

[unoradinary]

It's two in the afternoon...

Are you taking a nap?

[SURELY HE ISN'T STILL SLEEPING.]

[naturallywavy]

Do people take naps at 2 PM? It's so close to waking up time. Why do people do this to themselves?

[unoradinary]

Waking up time??

Nobody wakes up at 2pm! [Ran...] I'm up at 6am every day!

[naturallywavy]

—Why do people do that to themselves?

[unoradinary]

You'll feel well rested if you sleep between 10pm to 6am!

Sleeping outside of those hours mean you won't be as rested, and if you sleep for too long you can get heart conditions.

1.2

[naturallywavy]

Ah, I think you got that mixed up. Gin-san feels rested when sleeping between 10 pm to 6 pm... the following day.

2.2

[naturallywavy]

_{[ But answering your question, Gintoki releases a prolonged sigh. His exasperation is brimming through the device, but very non-nonchalantly, he replies: ]}

Physical strength, as important as it is, shouldn't be a person's only source of determining strength.
A person's soul and heart should be strong, too.

Personal strength shouldn't be measured by how strong your punches are— but rather how good you are to other people.

1/2

[unoradinary]

[unoradinary]

The question's specifically about physical strength, Gin-san.

[DO YOU THINK SHE DOESN'T KNOW ALL THAT SHOUNEN BULLSHIT ALREADY.]

1.2

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Oh. ]}

2.2

[naturallywavy]

Don't hit yourself.
Problem solved.

[unoradinary]

But that wasn't the problem!

[naturallywavy]

Hey, it's obvious you've tried this before— how else would you come up with such a weird question..!?